Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww - Chucky!

When the local newspaper gives want ad space away for free, there's no telling what shit might show up for sale.

If you're into creepy 80's movie characters, you might want to snap up these fine specimens.  Real movie size, too.

If you buy them, I'd suggest putting a lock on your knife drawer before you go to bed.

A New Year "Two Fer"

It's been several weeks since the last post, so I'm thinking I need to make up for lost time.  Fortunately, today's paper contained a wealth of ...uh...well, not "riches".  In fact, this pair of ads suggests that my neighbors lack some basic understanding of hygiene or personal boundaries...or both.

First, here's a chance to buy the shower stool where somebody's fat uncle sat his fat, dirty ass...

But that's not all you can have today!  How about a used toothbrush?  Really?  Somehow the fact that it comes with new brushes doesn't make up for the fact that IT'S SOMEBODY'S USED F'IN TOOTHBRUSH!

What's next?  Used underwear?