A New Year "Two Fer"

It's been several weeks since the last post, so I'm thinking I need to make up for lost time.  Fortunately, today's paper contained a wealth of ...uh...well, not "riches".  In fact, this pair of ads suggests that my neighbors lack some basic understanding of hygiene or personal boundaries...or both.

First, here's a chance to buy the shower stool where somebody's fat uncle sat his fat, dirty ass...

But that's not all you can have today!  How about a used toothbrush?  Really?  Somehow the fact that it comes with new brushes doesn't make up for the fact that IT'S SOMEBODY'S USED F'IN TOOTHBRUSH!

What's next?  Used underwear?