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Welcome to Shit My Town Sells. We live in a small midwestern town where the local newspaper offers free want ads. We are constantly amazed and amused by the shit our neighbors advertise for sale. Here's our first example. We're guessing the owner is just too damn lazy to carry it to the trash can:

STEREO White Westinghouse stereo, no speakers, 5 CD changer, dual cassette player, missing one tape door & volume knob. $10.00. [Phone] 555-5555.

No shit. It was really in the paper this morning.